AntiMusic With the holiday coming up, it's a bit of a slow news day but a reader did send over a tip on a fun article about who should replace Scott Weiland in Velvet Revolver. The Chinese Democracy blog have come up with an interesting suggestion for a new singer for Velvet Revolver. Get this: Lindsay Lohan. If you care to read their reasoning, go here.
Dick Cheney revealing Valerie Plame's secret identity. Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson's sex tape stolen from their personal safe. Radiohead's "Hail to the Thief" leaked online weeks before it's official release. And now, Jackie & The Treehorns newest album, "It's All About Me: A Tribute to Jackie", has it's Master CD stolen from the United States Postal Service and "leaked" online prematurely!
Yes folks, the rumors are true. The Jackie Master CD was in fact stolen (and later returned). Whoever the culprit's are they should know that they have committed a federal crime. Mail tampering is not a joke in this country! Jackie's vast legal team headed by Heshel Treehorn is hard at work with local authorities seeking out the guilty parties (Sean Parker? P Diddy? Django Treehorn?)
"Look, we all know Jackie is a physical person. Jackie wants his music to touch people. He wants people to be touched by his music. And sometimes, Jackie himself wants to touch his fans. But Jackie cannot stop the internets, he cannot prevent digital felons from stealing and revealing his latest work." Jackie was quoted as saying before heading off to an undisclosed Paris hospital for his sixth rehab stint.
Let's face it, if there is an artiste that deserves a tribute, it's Jackie!
"It's All About Me: A Tribute to Jackie" Track Listing:
1. How Much Does It Mean?by Buddy Revel & The 3 O'clock High 2. St*rf*ckerby Treehorn & The Jackies 3. Slowby Clarice & The Lotion Baskets 4. Don't You Know...They Did It For Loveby Ron Johnson & The Audio Consultants 5. One Man's Edge Is Another Man's Straight Lineby Albert & The Swearengens 6. Built Up For Releaseby Kima & The Yellowtops 7. It's All About Meby Alabama & The Dick Ritchie Valens Quartet featuring Jackie 8. It's Only Trueby Jackie & The Apriles 9. No Bluesby Jackie